HOROSCOPES for SEPTEMBER by CHRISTOPHER ALAN MISODE
Aries – The Ram (March 21st – April 20th)
An opportunity from a faraway place appears quite unexpectedly on the 6th; this is one that you can trust. Things could be a little more than tense in the workplace on the 8th; keep focused on your own responsibilities and let everyone work out their own problems for a change. There is no way that you are going to be able to make everyone in your life happy on the 15th so don’t even bother trying. Financial situations in your life take a positive turn on the 17th; don’t spend it all in one place this time. Diplomacy and tact are your only options when the Moon joins up with the Sun in your seventh house on the 28th.
Taurus – The Bull (April 21st – May 20th)
You’ll be a lot less clumsy when it comes to the language of love when both Mercury and Venus enter your fifth house of romance on the 1st; carefully choose what you want to say and don’t be in a hurry as this transit lasts all month. Use all that excess energy on the 2nd to start a new project or establish a new goal; this time you’ll succeed. Any work-related travel or business dealings with a foreign agency will bring lucrative results on the 7th. Ignore all the drama and weird vibes in the workplace on the 9th. Financial situations in your life take a surprising turn for the better on the 19th. Trust Virgo.
Gemini – The Twins (May 21st – June 20th)
With so many planets in Virgo this month making awful aspects to your Sun, your paranoia about everyone being out to get you will kind of ring true. Your job is to lay off the gossip and overthinking/reading nonsense into the actions of others, (seriously, you must be exhausted a LOT). Follow this advice and you’ll do fine. Don’t follow it and risk being nuttier than usual, which, to be fair, is pretty nutty. Diplomacy and a conciliatory nature will win the day on the 6th. You can trust an opportunity that presents itself on the 9th. Romantic situations in your life could heat up in an exciting way on the 28th. Talk less listen more.
Cancer – The Crab (June 21st – July 22nd)
The Sun, Mercury, Venus and Mars spend a lot of time in your third house this month helping you to mean what you say and say what you mean with such clarity and calmness that others will easily grant most requests; now is the time to ask for what you need. With the Moon and Neptune making trine to your Sun sign on the 4th, there could be positive developments in matters of both profession and romance; this is a good day to take a chance and do something a little risky. A working partnership or group effort saves the day on the 8th. Financial situations in your life start to improve on the 24th.
Leo – The Lion (July 23rd – August 22nd)
A stellium of planets move through your second house of finances for most of this month giving a much-needed boost to your financial standing. Your job is to think about using the additional funds to pay down existing debt or put it towards future investment instead of doing what you usually do and pamper yourself with a new shiny toy. Economic winds in your future are somewhat uncertain at this point and you want to have something to fall back on. There could be an unexpected stroke of good luck on the 6th; this could also be a very exciting time in your romantic world. Don’t react to any of the drama on the 17th.
Virgo – The Virgin (August 23rd – September 22nd)
Your need to be of service to everyone will be in high gear this month. So will your critical abilities so be careful because as much as you think that being critical of others is doing them a service, it’s not. Focus on you this month and let everyone else worry about their own problems for a change as you can accomplish a LOT with the astrological energies coming your way now. Romantic energies in your life heat up on the 8th. It’s time to take things to the next level on the 9th. Give in and ask for assistance on the 13th. Everything becomes crystal clear on the 18th. Financial situations in your life improve on the 28th.
Libra – The Scales (September 23rd – October 22nd)
Trust in your creative urges all month long; you could find innovative solutions to some of the long-standing problems that have been troubling you. It is important for you to also trust any feelings that you may have about someone being up to no good behind your back as they very well may be. The 6th is the best day for you to go ahead and ask for the thing that you need the most; this time the answer could be, “yes.” Don’t get pulled into the drama on the 8th; be unavailable. Romantic energies in your life heat up on the 9th. Try to find a diplomatic solution on the 15th. The 20th could be your luck day! Trust Gemini.
Scorpio – The Scorpion (October 23rd – November 21st)
It’s very important for you to step outside your comfort zone this month and connect with others; this can take the form of networking for professional gain or simply making new or deepening established social contacts. This positive astrological energy will be on your side and help you through any awkward situations that inevitably show up. Ultimately, any groundwork that you lay now will bring many happy returns very soon. Romantic energies in your life intensify on the 13th; don’t be afraid to express your feelings. An opportunity shows up from a faraway place on the 22nd. Trust your gut reaction on the 28th.
Sagittarius – The Archer (November 22nd – December 21st)
You will face a lot of criticism this month; some of it fair, some of it not so much. It’s important that you not react badly even to the unfair criticism as it will only make matters worse. Soon someone else will be under the microscope and you’ll be free to get back to being the most interesting person ever born. You could have some very good luck on the 6th; take advantage of every opportunity! Financial situations take a positive turn on the 7th. Romantic energies in your life become much more exciting on the 14th. Use all the energy welling up inside of you for positive change on the 24th. Keep an eye on Pisces.
Capricorn – The Goat (December 22nd – January 19th)
You very well find yourself finally getting some of the recognition that you so desperately desire this month, just remember that you haven’t reached the top of the mountain in any way and there’s a lot more work to do. Venus in your natural ninth house for most of the month indicates possible love or romantic energies developing in your life somehow connected to travel. A long-distance relationship is also a distinct possibility. Financial situations in your life start to improve in a small but noticeable way on the 9th. Romantic energies heat up in an exciting way on the 17th. The 18th could be your lucky day. Trust Taurus.
Aquarius – The Water bearer (January 20th – February 18th)
A large number of planets in your sixth house this month will probably find your work environment suddenly becoming a much more organized and even pleasant place. Don’t get used to it. Resist the temptation to get involved in the dramas that pop up around your when the Moon moves into Scorpio on the 2nd; not your circus, not your monkeys. A friend helps you out in a big way on the 6th. Financial situations start to change for the better on the 12th but don’t spend it all on everybody else this time; it’s time to think of yourself more. Romantic energies take a surprising positive turn on the 20th; just relax this time.
Pisces – The Fish (February 19th – March 20th)
While it is important for you to try and find a group conscientious at some point this month it is very important that you aren’t the one making the primary sacrifice as you so often do; it’s time to be just a little selfish. An opportunity appears from a faraway place on the 4th. Someone might be making a return into your life on this day too, but it’s someone that you want to return. Financial situations in your life should start to improve somewhat on the 14th. Romantic energies in your life take a definite turn for the better on the 22nd; take it slow this time and watch for red flags. Trust Cancer and Virgo.
Christopher Alan Midose has been doing astrological and psychic tarot readings professionally for over 30 years. In addition to being a reader and a teacher of classes on astrology and tarot, Chris is the owner Earth Spirit LLC.
He is a research member of the American Federation of Astrologers, and an associate member of the National Council for Geocosmic Research.
Christopher has appeared on television, radio, podcasts and in various publications. Most recently he appeared on New Age Radio and on “Visions” CBS Internet Radio as guest Psychic/Astrologer and also on the “Tell Em Steve and Dave” podcast at Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash here in Red Bank. Tune into “The 3rd Eye Unplugged” podcast and live broadcasts featuring Christopher.
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